salty sweet

waiting till the last possible minute to throw down some covert easter basketry….entertain me people!

my youngest today tells me: ma don’t you know easter’s about the candy? 

me:  yea you’re right, peeps, reese’s eggs, jordan almonds….and ham

her: what’s a jordan almond

me: those pretty looking crunchy nut things…

her: those taste like dookie

me: ….fml i bought so many of those damn things….

her: goes into a beyonce single ladies montage

me: wtf?  ADD much?